3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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