Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
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I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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