Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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