My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
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Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I don't want my vagina anymore.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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