I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
now i know why i became what i already was.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
