He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
try to milk me bitch
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