I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
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Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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