Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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