She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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