On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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