Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
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True strength comes from lack of pants
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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