is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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