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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  and my herpes radar will keep us safe

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?

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• (714): View more from California

  I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Watching her eat just hurts me

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• (619): View more from California

  We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Sooooo, no second date?

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina

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