Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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