Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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