I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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