Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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