Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
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our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
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Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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