You're earring is so big in my mouth
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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