I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
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There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
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And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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