Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
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She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
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How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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