So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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