Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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