We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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