so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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