I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
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thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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