Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
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