I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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