this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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