so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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