i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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