i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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