no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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