I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
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"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
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Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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