love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Randomize
