Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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