Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
there is glitter all over my balls
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