why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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