Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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