Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
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All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
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When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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