remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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