Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
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A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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