i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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