I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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