she looked like the before picture.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
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I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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