HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
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All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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