Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
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I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
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Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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