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• (979): View more from Texas

  I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Everything we own is covered in grass and KY

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  ugly people sure do ruin things

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• (980): View more from North Carolina

  so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"

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• (909): View more from California

  oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.

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• (585): View more from New York

  ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina

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• (512): View more from Texas

  well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.

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• (347): View more from New York

  Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer

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