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fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!

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What does that mean?

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How when the cu k dos I yet u

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(248): fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!! (1-248): What does that mean? (248): How when the cu k dos I yet u (1-248): Focus http://tfl.nu/kvgv

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between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before

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(630): between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before http://tfl.nu/2m53

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(908): View more from New Jersey

considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one

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(908): considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one http://tfl.nu/66eb

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dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away

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(989): dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away http://tfl.nu/dlah

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.

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(832): Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face. http://tfl.nu/c54m

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(913): View more from Kansas

The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.

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(913): The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight. http://tfl.nu/vdus

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(972): View more from Texas

By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.

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(972): By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor. http://tfl.nu/m469

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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?

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(810): was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams? http://tfl.nu/die2

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.

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(218): Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county. http://tfl.nu/h5dk

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Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?

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(+44): Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card? http://tfl.nu/fw4l

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YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE

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YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.

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I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER

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(845): YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE (1-914): YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING. (845): I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER http://tfl.nu/t573

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(312): View more from Illinois

I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.

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(312): I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct. http://tfl.nu/4xpm

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I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?

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(918): I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far? http://tfl.nu/cfji

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Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?

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Proceed with caution.

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(618): Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right? (1-618): Proceed with caution. http://tfl.nu/mnud

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(425): View more from Washington

Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra

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(425): Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra http://tfl.nu/b4si

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