I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
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We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
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Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.