I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
ugly people sure do ruin things
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so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
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Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer