Me. At least after what I've been through.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
These 25 People Are Obsessed With Pizza
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
16 Sexual Experiences EVERYONE Should Have At Least Once
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...