i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Enjoy the penises
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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