The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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