I feel like abortions should bother me more
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
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do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
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I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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