i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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