Sry I called you an 8
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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