I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
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On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
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Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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