And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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