How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
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I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
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my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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