now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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