This dress was meant to end up on your floor
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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