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I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.

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Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?

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Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.

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(913): I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body. (402): Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days? (913): Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm. http://tfl.nu/rpz1

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(512): View more from Texas

He told me I remind him of his sister...

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Was this before or after you did it?

(512): View more from Texas

before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.

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(512): He told me I remind him of his sister... (917): Was this before or after you did it? (512): before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during. http://tfl.nu/66ff

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(773): View more from Illinois

When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.

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(773): When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change. http://tfl.nu/eo5m

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(501): View more from Arkansas

so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...

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(501): so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm... http://tfl.nu/bp9a

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(313): View more from Michigan

We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.

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(313): We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights. http://tfl.nu/0a84

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woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.

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(413): woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol. http://tfl.nu/kdb1

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.

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(717): Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think. http://tfl.nu/f6ax

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I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.

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(570): I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse. http://tfl.nu/2dei

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(682): View more from Texas

I plan on gettn treatment center drunk

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(682): I plan on gettn treatment center drunk http://tfl.nu/t6du

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Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.

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(303): Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life. http://tfl.nu/83b6

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Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.

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(814): Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral. http://tfl.nu/7qfs

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I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show

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(512): I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show http://tfl.nu/tn7s

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Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo

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(409): Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo http://tfl.nu/65rk

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Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night

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(703): Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night http://tfl.nu/l617

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yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now

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(604): yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now http://tfl.nu/b5id

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