Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(678): View more from Georgia

There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.

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(847): View more from Illinois

so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner

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(224): View more from Illinois

Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?

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(416): View more from Ontario

It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...

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